August 25, 2011
= length women reported: “I put money inside the bra, in the congestion of the subway by a guy stole …” police pay stuffy: “so slow premises, no notice to you? “long women white face asked:” Who would have thought he was feeling much is it?
derailment of a woman on her husband said: If you dare to marry that young back together demon thick, coarse I married to her demon father, he was present from her son called you brother, you have to call my mom! husband fainted, he regulated the rules from the moment … …
wife flowers huge amounts of money to do a zero-tolerance, a few days into a beautiful home! the door, the husband of the woman a look of suspicion, said: “how? Do not know me? “The husband froze for a moment, then pleased to say:” come on in, my wife was not home. “
A sudden invention, I have a aunt, aunt two, four aunt, five aunt, but not Sanyi. So my dad would ask: Why did not I Sanyi? Want a mouth this: why not in the small hours of Sanyi died? like my dad said: You Sanyi is your mother!
a girl returns home every mob. ferocious mob Q: ride to live! Why go? girls want to be robbing, then piteously said: to borrow money. good Christians still violent Q: Why go to borrow money? girl for fear of being Jiese, sidewalk: a sexually transmitted disease no money mess. well only yelled: roll!
A young man invented the Master feet machines often have a strange person less suspect, and each main suspect due to the external content is the same: “Zhao Di asked you to help me do the surface thing. “One to half past ten p.m., A teacher wife, in one fell swoop to derail the anti-war that the men in the vertical discharge opening Gou, the cursed: TMD, do you think I look that owes the suspect know? Is past time that is” ten semi-punctual I can help you off the bra “!
boys for girls, said:” first saw you, I Youbei on you! “A strange girl:” You first see what hours I have? “The girl quickly explain:” Kai is learning that, ah, I look to you with savage war teaching school, especially your beautiful skirt off! ! “The girl was overjoyed:” I was out wearing a skirt, dress off that woman is my mother! “
Saying that only a small silver secretly, it really easily pried open the security cabinet and found no money out of a joint, put a few touches due to freezing, the thief can not read its one hundred lines, but would like to not black Come on, put the cold to eat because the next day the thief teachers specially purchased newspapers to see how I can bring to steal the impact of bank, hey – since on the headlines: the city alone eleven thick sub- library last night gang!
dog back for the wedding bears, Bear said: “I do not want to marry you, I want to marry a cat. “The dog very much doubt the question:” Why? “Bear said:” marry dogs, I was born after the bear, to marry the cat, I was born after the panda! “
Clinic standing in front of three children – boy, boy, girl. The nurse asked: small enemy, where not comfortable? Big boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked Another: you? Girl: That my glass ball the nurse asked: What about you? little boy: I have to pay up is to play!
Soma Caspian bandits: “Three million dollars, a Price! “Members of the Chinese people:” 2.5 million people become more afraid of missing the same since! “Pirates:” You fool me ah? I know you say two hundred and fifty is a curse! “Members of the public in the circle:” three million to three million! However, the invoice write seven million! “Mixed feelings pirates bent thumb:” stealing money is still your hard! ! ! “
A child next door to the old man moved a foreigner, foreigners night knock on the door for help, said:” My TV is good, and can not change channels. “This man child looked up foot table, it is stipulated in the town, said:” Qi TV from seven to seven thirty in the evening will be the case. “
Goddess ball lay my wife, watching the construction of female, first shot hit happens, the Goddess curse say:” TMD, he missed! “And suffer the priest swore:” TMD, but also happens to play it! “Building women said:” You say that as a priest under the net, then to punish the emperor. “Voice just drop a thunderbolt split the construction of women to birth. Payment stuffy Father: Why is my own curse, why hack nuns do? Then just listen to the ground heard the sound of God:” TMD, I but why fight it! “
7-year-old niece to my 20-year-old war a child with a bath, wash side by side and said:” Auntie, why so little of your chest? “I Kuanghan:” Which small, weddingdress, how small! “Unfortunately, little nephew looked at me comfort day say:” an accident, who is also very small ~ “
One day, my brother go to school to play basketball slave Johnson, heard the playground side of a low-grade girls asked a low-grade boys: “You love me reach the peak? ? ? “That boy can not be said:” My mother was my day to three dollars, of which five are for you to put two to buy the whole food, you say I love your! ! ! “
Together before the end of the white old man Pro heritage of the eldest son said:” You had a baby daughter in law husband fast, leaving you to die together. “The second son said:” You will immediately understand early, I leave the house you “, or any other graphics program euphemism for the disposal of hardware failure 32 × 32 × 16 pattern, initially, the younger son said:” The least you put the mouth, and now not a female enemy, put the most valuable legacy to you. “Hi little boy stealing the hearts of the white old man said:” My friend bar QQ, more than 300 young girls and the number is ******. “
Good body class hospital, draw off draw off one girl angrily throwing the pen in the sky, Wiggins Western model offered: for a small female for a female small, the ceiling was painted by the struggle not to let !
a girl the first woman to live frugally purchased real brand handbags, happy day to the same implicit accompany cheap: “take a look at that Liangzi female, LV! See through it? “With accompany said:” cut, this alphabet ah? Primary Education will Xuegong ah, “donkey” chanting “~
quarrel with each wife and her husband, his wife went to the toilet spent a long time, so several times, her husband asked his wife very novelty: “in the toilet doing? Kinda like the gas lines? “My husband said:” The toilet brush! “My husband asked:” air brush toilet system also? “His wife said:” I do not know, are you with precisely the toothbrush.
son carefully home: “Dad, only 60 test tomorrow together.” Dad is very energetic: “The next time a re-examination short, do not call me dad!” The next day his son came back: “Sorry, brother!”
A guide to phones in a small three foot peripheral as “small city”, the main junior to every call, her husband both said: “Speed! mayor to call it!” to guide the first pay phone: Mayor Naruto to visit. Pro out, in front of a small woman is told: “Well done good!”
Mike to move to a good state official guide answer him: “Your Heart for your agricultural not it?” Big Lee said: “satisfied.” “For your home does not meet?” “satisfactory,” “This is not under the network environment does not meet? quot; also from the Heart “,” medical, female children are not taught in the Heart? “” are satisfied! ” “Since you are to move through Him meaning Why me?” “Because I allow all foreign modest means!”
China and the U.S. guidance to guide people more devout than anyone else bodyguards, who guided the United States issued the command bodyguard to jump from the 10th floor, knees bodyguard said: “Do not, I still have family.”. So the U.S. sub-system mouth hard. China ordered a bodyguard to jump to guide China bodyguard apart from anything else we should jump. U.S. sub-systems quickly pushed to live scared him. Chinese bodyguards, said: “Do not, I still have family.”
Scripts: Bureau few just into office, Office of wife free break out, waving a women briefs for the Secretary said : “My husband actually go home at night outside the pants off a woman , Moncler Jacket, you are sure to pipe.” Secretary repeatedly shook his head yes yes, shut the export plug briefs bag. Home at night, when the Secretary for his wife found a laundry bag in the heart briefs the Secretary, the Secretary said: “The current must not open this play to cry, and interests of people seek the ten days.”
boys out to a good ground, to see his female students, the two chat channel to agricultural, male classmate asked: “Do you a few after-tax money?” Female face of a white classmate, whispered : “and also drop old classmate Han money to sleep, after you go to bed, I take a shower.”
someone asked the doctor: “Will the doctor, what ability I have to live to 100?” Doctors: “First, alcohol.” someone: “I do not drink from.” doctor: “Second, Jiese.” someone: “I do not like to discuss a woman.” doctor: “Third, the long-meat . “someone:” I am a meat or fish are! “Doctor:” What do you do live so temporary thing? “
on the plane, see a beautiful clear-cut stand on my status. So I asked a gentleman: I ask you 36A it? mm actually white face in power: I … I … I 36B into a fierce sweat ah read: sister … I think … I think you misunderstood, I mean my child is a window seat 36A of the!
have a master to the hotel stay, day outside in confused anti-I suddenly heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Is anyone there? I: What things? Woman: I read the next guy to ask, how to write Kun Kun bright ah? I: Oh, following a night, than …..( above a sweat)! Women: Queensland look good then we do? I was dizzy, the young girl not terror, afraid sister of civilization. Weighs.
men and women classic
1:
Forum landlord: you pick a woman bra is not large winter warm it?
return a single forum: people will not take you warm … …
2:
landlord: I put my dog ??to beat it! Earthquake it does not tell me, when Hande Chek so love, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, not exactly sparse students … …
3:
landlord: her husband gave birth to a baby girl, very beloved, for you hate women to help stop a spirited real word, I lost name.
Re: the chicken read Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can invent an official family!
to re: ah, give you a female pig, bright old age can increase the price of meat!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hanging over Branch, extraordinary rejection, being left over, a fight, record merits too, stand off at the … … hey, I have done the incompetent ~
Re: raw power you do?
6:
landlord: Please use the word to describe China earthquake country.
Re: pre-Zhuge Ming, like pigs in advance!
7:
landlord: he came to a road off the KB, two good cry, a new solution Bureau sad tragic thing. For example, in the past there is a ghost, put the ass, and then on you.
Re: met Sister Furong, Furong sister sister love, married Sister Furong … …
8:
Ya landlord: every day for a group of black double-talk makes me feel crazy future is very slim … …
Re: lucky you – because casting pearls before swine bad it is not terror, not afraid of a group of cattle every day, playing on the off you!
9:
landlord: the north end of a short sale Shenzhen pineapple slow under conditions of women street vendors who bit off his uncle small rural governance JJ … …
< br /> Re: Hmm! You do not let my career, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
10:
landlord: its really just honored to send hidden Newton gravity law provides, if three hundred years later than the students, I can!
Re: It is indeed honored to children, the fruit is hit his head on the apple because, unfortunately, but hit his head on the landlord not the durian is the coconut … …
11 :
landlord: Uncle Ming is being miserable is still crying brother brother miserable?
strong storm response: Uncle your brother into it.
12:
landlord: rural governance are added to the old weapons task living dog!
strong storm response: originally from the same root, like fried what slow.
13:
landlord: Why more people do not want children?
weak storm response: Nanjing, said the people sent to the next, only to be caught from the doll.
14:
landlord: See you tomorrow for a round male friends constantly express wish to go to bed, ask: why not now meet friends is to go to bed? weak storm
Re: Network meeting friends not to go to bed? What you start to play cry, they are so busy.
15:
landlord: a President, the first success last year after year, often taking a fight, according to the request issued guidance to teachers to students of early end nicely comments how to write ah?
strong storm response: The generated on a solid, start to strong.
16:
landlord: dead things by drinking mineral water, Hainan, China food safe can be seen worthy of worry, drink mineral water is also dead? Not a QS tag?
strong storm response: strong to ask about, QS is not to die of significance?
17:
landlord: a man you still want to Liyu Qiu Zhang Ziyi?
weak storm response: a hen, a chicken, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and keep a man Which open count?
strong storm response: ladies, even if you can make a man of the dog, but you dare not take the dog to make the man?
19:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who?
strong storm response: Who hit who rescue.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, buy a car, we give an initiative it. 21:
Forum landlord: Zhang Liang Wang Xiaoya and the old solution of early marriage, please use the words comment.
Forum Re: Ah good from it!
22:
Forum landlord: everyone says I look a lot like Wu Bai?
return a single forum: half as long! (Two hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
Forum landlord: Men last night, walking the dog mastiff big and small edge of the woods to hide a bald dog home bite them. Dry! I did not expect to hide mastiff dog actually the culmination to a grass! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald god, they were Ming I lion!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess which country is the hybrid ^ _ ^
forum re: Gentiles deformation gold Steel!
25:
Forum landlord: I have a small chest girlfriend Takahashi said, I am also able to ah, please help free examination forum GG are about ~
Forum sofa: two little green bear after the fall pox!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million people money, I will not to deposit in the soup king of a product to buy a house!
Forum Re: ah, no more than you have to pay back the money received after the property Province ~
27:
Forum House from: stone him tomorrow The Union said that I was his life outside of a local, I was his body in one department, if out of me, he would not live up friends ~
Forum sofa: My boyfriend is after say, when I only know, Spider Jackets, I was his appendix, Lanna head, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such trivial stuff!
28:
Forum House from: Mother I was almost too little money, I buy cars when to nurse what car?
Forum Re: it depends on her husband with you to carry out what the closed solution of ~
29:
Forum landlord: When the dead barber cut my head good! We point out the beneficial move, christian louboutin sandal, the greater the possible damage to the request, dynamic smaller the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: noon three-shift, high on Wu Wei Yan, quietly, lifeless land, a man hanged in the barber shop door … …
30:
Forum House from: How do I lose the amnesia?
return a single forum: that something is not cool? Invention drunk every night to sleep is next to none of my children have different ~
31:
Forum landlord: your child has grown up fantasy of what the current scene will let you back out in the world with no way out majestic head?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who does not send garish splash poured in to him!
32:
Forum landlord: Why pol.ice good catch when the siren must Ming? It not good boss is not afraid to run away to hear it?
Forum sofa: to review the lower double-General will notify the parent after the two-bit ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why birth and the father of the child to a name?
Forum sofa: fruit machine spit to deposit the money owned by all the people pulling cards.
34:
Forum landlord: handsome ass with – not the end soldiers eat!
Forum Re: handsome with a disability, a gun fight, there Maji, 21, a non-toad, a car up there with that handsome love … … how bad? ! !
35:
Forum landlord: collecting the most ruthless and without a net curse word sentence.
forum to re-31: When your mother hours are not to throw up, to keep small placenta?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu visit the night of the original, round in the match on the original indifference, and even the airport did not even send-off linked to the language?
Forum sofa: how to hang? Lively send-off tomorrow, the future of China ancient enemy?
37:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in the beginning, the system is really evil ah.
strong storm response: the word to out to Youbei only real sin is the system.
Forum Re: You can sell 30 QQ, group convoys Kai, Spyder Fleece, for a row of S-type failure, for a row of B-type failure.
the most betrayal
under the realm of 101 to work on the bus, one modest infestation Pine doors to expose a woman, men pick is glasses, carry a bag, a face Okuma Suo, OL woman look like scales. They speak without the fear of heights: male: female ancient little late you do not the opposition, right? (around a little on the quiet promise …)
women: ah, he this week in other towns.
M: It can be playing the ancient late? (next door to uncle turned over to see ..)
children: You read Zage playing Well? (next door aunt also turned in the past ..)
M: like the old shed, I opened the room (next door to the President also turned over …)
female: cut, I do not open your house to it, or I open the (world rose glasses …)
M: Good sprinkle, you open, I went out to zero you die (four weeks down call a group of few air-conditioned …)
Woman: I think a good bully that does not know which lane to which, not long to eat, please do not beg for mercy (group issued a BS Phi few eyes of haoguang)
male : You then guitar with you and I can only 1 hour in the evening I would like friends with my girlfriend (car, there are slaughtered gas …)
woman: cry with her Laishua spill (Faint …)
M: She will fight high landlord will not suffer mahjong … (of all runaway)
the most important thing
one later on drunk, the Master found dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, look pale, Change bumper, ran down the stairs and shouted: “Ah! Ah!”
Maid replied: “Teacher! What?”
“a boiled egg for breakfast is enough!” the most historical interest in Chinese history joke (^_^)
One day, Zhu Zhi Shan told Flirting: the mountain there lived a widow , attack widowed three old age, to chastity as a life, just keep an eagle each other. If you do set this man, I wish you willingly mountain sticks. Flirting Think about that a few days to wish Chih-shan come listen to the news. Two days later, the skies. At noon, Flirting climbed the mountain, to the widow door. Flirting knocked on the door and asked: “Can I Duoduo rain?” Widow opened the door, originally Jiangbei Lady Flirting, and quickly let him house. Flirting at the door, open the road again and again, to pay the asked again: “No not able to dry the clothes off?” Public man saw dry clothes together, and even free clothes drying on it to the stove. At this time, Flirting asked: “sister, I am thirsty, but I am a dipper, Firelight only do I drink?” Widow quickly put a scoop to Flirting.
Flirting finished the fire, take a look late, and asked the widow: “My sister will be here before competition day?” widow read the want, and outside the rain was CP, will allow the will be sent to the main room Flirting, Flirting into the main room, not the main gas, which is the first sleep. Second day out, enjoy a display of only the loss of late, quietly into the yard, would only see each other really see the eagle. Flirting catch live eagle, the hair is inserted up; then, did not suffer and the public voice called her husband, went back to the wild.
A few days later, Flirting, and Zhu Zhi Shan playing chess at home, heard someone knock on the door. Zhu Zhi Shan opened the door, it is a widow, all the women saw Flirting with the state language on the legislation heart cursed: “Flirting Flirting ah! Jiangbei you are white, generation of beauty, why make such dirty things to? Day I see Unfortunately, you quite, good intentions to open the door for you to go out and you have to rain, I l let you shelter; you off, I l let you off; you have to scoop, I l give you scoop; you want to spend the night, I l let you off day you say! why my hair is inserted the light of the eagle? “
Zhu Zhi Shan lost in the sit transfixed …
classic misunderstanding
1 nurse to see patients in the ward to drink, and went over quietly told said: “vigilance liver!” patient shallow laughed: “Little magic.”
2. no place in the home with the sister car beheld a line under the car on a pack of cigarettes is a woman out of step on board, in which men have for non-quickly, said: Comrades, you smoke out! Little men like: you just castrate out!
3. a man into the toilet that is secret, to find that one person speeding forward, even for a moment the intersection of majestic rain. “Man child, I really envy you, so fast.” “Envy what, do not take your pants off”
4. A company recruit, the next in the trial of the British white girl name is ” spring “. Secretary To get about the plane from the sale of English people, shouted: hi! That is called “Spring”, and it your turn!
5. the public pick the car, sitting beside pregnant women sitting on the strange woman said: You do not know what I pregnant? I saw the woman look very loose and said: can not my child it!
6. people: military prostitutes in it? Army: Well, you know, there is no discipline and how the line! Man: Really! To pay for it? Military: What should this money Yeah, we are unified by the discipline of following up the pass.
7. secretary: “the boss, your wife to call, she says she wants to kiss you on the phone.” boss: “You first look for my support, one would come pick me.” < br />
8. Mrs. Wang was pregnant with quadruplets and four back neighbor neighbor boast, said pregnant with quadruplets is not easy, even to sixty thousand times will produce an example. Mrs. Lee was shocked with: Do you have space to do housework?
9. the child has closed the anti discretion “to take the genetic environment” answer. Women pull sparse words: Well this question is very simple, they all know if the female child as sparse, it is genetic; as neighbors, that is the environment.
10. woman said: Why do you read on so old fashioned it? Men say: If you Youbei people money, then, is what old age would care about it you receive only the great Mr.
funny classic comedy song out real good
1. Cyndi “love you”, SHE “I love you”, Beyond “really love you,” Zong bad “I really love you”, with respect Kai Xu, “I really really love you.”
Comments: not so bulky it!
2. Faye Wong “If you are real,” Deng Lichen “If I were real,” Edwin Siu “If I was really.”
surface assessment: to return it?
3. Jackie Chan “Who am I,” a from “forget who I am,” Jolin Tsai “Who are you,” Xu crisis “forget who you are.”
are Comments: You all have brain black gold!
4. Elva child to be your elder girl, “Dragon plum” under the elder son to be your woman. ”
Comments: No, naive!
5. hackberry “I love you goodbye,” Ding Wei, “I hate you then see”
Comments: do not accept … …
6 . William “men should not fight a woman Tanglei” old Xiaoqiu “Women are too inappropriate for men lack.”
side comment: little big woman what compassionate husband ah!
7. Heng, “I hate you afraid of it,” Stefanie “fear,” Lee Hom “Do not fear,” Pan “I am not afraid,” Zhao Wei “not afraid”, Guo good “are not afraid not afraid to do that,” Ekin Cheng, “What are they afraid, not afraid of anything.”
are Comments: few people really are courageous!
8. Dongbai Hua, “a new spring things,” Miriam Yeung “The Winter Tale,” the old Ai Ling, “a new spring things,” Ma Tianyu, “the story of the summer.” Comments: Little Red Riding Hood, to! Road to the story you hear Langwai Po!
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